This week’s episode of #ToddlersAndTiaras was based at the Southern Living Out Of This World Pageant In Southern Georgia. There was an alien theme. That’s to what “out of this world” referred. Here’s a shot of the crowd it attracted:
That was taken seconds after contestant Jayla froze on stage out of a need to pee or poo. Mom Andrea consoled her. She went to the lavatory and returned to stage with all faculties intact. Here’s a picture of Jayla who says she has a good personality, “but not all of the time,” and that she “wants to be Miss America” but doesn’t “know what Miss America does” …
Adorable.
Also on the episode was Ava Layne, whose mother dressed her like a dog and waved a rawhide bone in front of her face …
… and two-year-old Bella, who was 34-1 in pageants going into the latest affair; mommy dearest blamed the loss on her ear drum bursting while on stage. Meanwhile, daddy dearest flipped out and threatened that he has “a bunch of lawyers” — which he did not look as if he had unless there’s an attorney nesting doll among his knick-knacks — when that record fell to 34-2.
Here’s a picture of Bella taking a header off the couch …
… and of her decrying judgment:
Previous installments of disturbing Toddlers and Tiaras pictures can be found here.