Hickey 1, Broken Clocks 0 (F)

Remember when I was all pissed off that the clock atop the tower down the end of my street wasn’t working anymore and this rendered me unable to time my BBQing ventures without looking inside at the clock on the stove? Yeah, I totally won that shiznit to the tune of a $4,500 bill. To wit:

“I’m happy to hear that another NewsWorks story has affected positive change in Northwest Philly,” said Hickey. “But, this isn’t about me or my desire to barbecue assorted meats properly. This is a victory for everyone who values punctuality.” [NewsWorks]

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