Baltimore, Already The Syphilis Capital Of The Universe, Is Also A ‘Pubic-Lice Paradise’

Waters maintains that public lice are evidence of a shared experience.

Waters maintains that public lice are evidence of a shared experience.


What a glorious day for Charm City. Already in its sixth year of being deemed the Syphilis Capital of the Universe, Baltimore chalked up another honor on Monday night.

Specifically, in a story about the disappearance of pubic lice from its former habitats, Baltimore was referred to as a “pubic-lice paradise.” These are irrefutable facts, both. Kudos, Baltimore! And, check out the segment: there’s a great appearance by John Waters therein.

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