I’m going to break with jersey-number-representing-the-SMN form. It’s 24. The O-No’s have to win 44 of 68 remaining games for me to lose The Bet of All Bets. Ain’t happening.
But mysteriously, the Worst News Bears of Balmer actually drew the First Lady for a game the other night. Amazing, really. See?
Caption: To a man, the Rays ask themselves, “What is she doing at an Orioles game?!”
* – tracking the Baltimore Whorioles magnificent march toward an 87.5+ loss season, all so I win a twenty-dollar bill, yo.