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The Syphilitic Magic Number*

I should’ve seen it coming, the whole Red Sox kneeling like an altar boy before a pervy monsignor and preventing the Orioles from getting closer to hitting their SMN with a weekend sweep. Just the Boston way, I suppose. Shame…

The Syphilitic Magic Number*

With today’s unfortunate events in Boston, the Syphilitic Magic Number remains … * – tracking the Baltimore Whorioles magnificent march toward an 87.5+ loss season, all so I win a twenty-dollar bill, yo.

The Syphilitic Magic Number*

I’m not sure what’s better: the fact that last night’s 4-1 sweep-loss to the Seattle Mariners dropped the SMN to … … or the fact that Major League Baseball legend Kevin Millwood said this after the game … “It’s not…

The Syphilitic Magic Number*

… is, after mighty Seattle Mariners’ pitcher Doug Fister’s near no-hitter lead to an 8-2 shelling … * – tracking the Baltimore Whorioles magnificent march toward an 87.5+ loss season, all so I win a twenty-dollar bill, yo.

The Syphilitic Magic Number*

After last night’s 6-2 loss to the mighty Oakland A’s dropped their record to 1-9, the Baltimore boys of summer’s magic number now stands at … * – tracking the Baltimore Whorioles magnificent march toward an 87.5+ loss season, all…