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This Week’s Metro Column…

… is sure to win me some neighborly goodwill, I’m sure. But hey, I says what I mean and I mean what I says. Guess what, anonymous rat-fink neighbors: In eight decades, you’ll be remembered as classists from a holier-than-thou…

Today’s Metro Column

Though my Metro column had regularly appeared each Wednesday, it’ll be more time-fluctuant, if fluctuant is even a word, and if that alleged word translates to fluctuating and runs on different days each week. I’ll post here when the column…