Tag: Bridezilla Krystal

Bridezillas: Evelina and Krystal

Meet Bridezilla Evelina. She’s a rather attractive “Polish-European princess” who’s marrying some guy named “Levi” who she met “at the mall.” When asked if it “was love at first sight,” a dual uncomfortable silence ensues. Aw. The first stop in…

Bridezillas: Krystal and Stephanie

Bridezilla Krystal is a baller. She, her nose ring and half-dozen crucifixes were all, like, to groom-to-be, If you miss this shot on the court, you’re gonna do, like, 60 situps or pushups or whatever. Don’t remember. I was too…