Tag: Baltimore Whorioles

The Syphilitic Magic Number*

Top Out-of-Context quote from today’s 6-0 loss to the mighty Minnesota Twins (RIP, Kirby) … “It just wasn’t meant to be,” Baltimore Manager Dave Trembley said. Prophetic, Dave. * – tracking the Baltimore Whorioles magnificent march toward an 87.5+ loss…

The Syphilitic Magic Number*

At this rate, the Baltimore Orioles’ final record will be 40.5-121.5. You’re welcome, AL East. * – tracking the Baltimore Whorioles magnificent march toward an 87.5+ loss season, all so I win a twenty-dollar bill, yo.

The Syphilitic Magic Number*

I’m not sure what’s better: the fact that last night’s 4-1 sweep-loss to the Seattle Mariners dropped the SMN to … … or the fact that Major League Baseball legend Kevin Millwood said this after the game … “It’s not…

The Syphilitic Magic Number*

… is, after mighty Seattle Mariners’ pitcher Doug Fister’s near no-hitter lead to an 8-2 shelling … * – tracking the Baltimore Whorioles magnificent march toward an 87.5+ loss season, all so I win a twenty-dollar bill, yo.

The Syphilitic Magic Number*

After last night’s 6-2 loss to the mighty Oakland A’s dropped their record to 1-9, the Baltimore boys of summer’s magic number now stands at … * – tracking the Baltimore Whorioles magnificent march toward an 87.5+ loss season, all…