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Bodega Fight!!!
Best comment on the YouTube of this fiasco: “Is that a chick or a dude? lOL” (HT Animal New York via Deadspin)
This is what a Philadelphia convenience-store armed robbery looks like…
Details from the Philadelphia Police Department… On 11/2/2010, at approximately 7:16pm, three black male suspects robbed the Shop Express store located on 6900 Old York Road at point of shotgun. #1 black male, 22-25, 5’8, 150lbs, black hoodie, blue jeans,…
Can’t sell a game out? Just bring strippers in.
Yet another reason to love soccer more than Coliseum-style American football. From UnprofessionalFoul.com… After the story of sausage trains and chair kegs came the daycare in the stadium. Now we are privy to the fact that St Pauli also supports…
Hit-and-Run Vol. CLI
An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call…
Yvonda Minor vs. Jeremy Minor
Seems that Jeremy Minor done hooked up with one of Yvonda’s close relatives — from whom they borrowed rent money — but blames Yvonda Minor for his cheating because she’s a psycho black woman. Hmm, will I watch this one…
Selena Pelaez vs. Alex Lopez
Alex Lopez seems like a really angry dude. I guess that’s an effect of being what look like 5’7″ with braided hair, the kind of guy who’s asking for “transitional support” from his bread-winning wife. But I digress. Selena Pelaez…
Kamila Jackson vs. Carlos Jackson
Let’s boil this episode down to two sentences: Kamila Jackson, who wants to “choke the woman who came up with women’s lib,” is the type of lady who doesn’t like working because she wants to watch TV, drink Bloody Marys,…
Killer Whale Surfs a Killer Wave
(H/T Scuttlefish)