… can be found here. Let it serve as public notification that the Divorce Court posts could be coming later in the upcoming days as I may be tied up with court obligations of my own.
(As an aside, let it be known that I don’t think Lashawndra Cathron — aka Lashawnsomething — really looks like an Oompa Loompa. In fact, she seemed like quite the upstanding citizen. And if those two sentences made sense to you without the use of a search engine, you are hereby eligible for a Divorce Court Achiever award.)
UPDATE: It’s 1:12 p.m. and I’m home heating up two slices of Frank’s Pizza left over from last night, and figuring out what to do with the $9 I received for my time. Fine, $2.50 since it cost $6.50 for a R/T R6 ticket. But it’s the thought that counts. Thanks Court System!