Via philebrity, which got it from Todd Zolecki’s spring-training twitpic action, here’s the Phillie most likely to be cast in Up in Smoke II. I present to you, in all his grizzled hunkness, Jayson Werth:
Rad.
Good God how I wish I’d have been on that parade float with Werth, Shane and H to the K.
Charlie don’t surf, bro. Charlie don’t surf.
The original JayWow. Of course, he’s nothing compared to my husband…
Of course he isn’t. I saw your husband’s youth-sports prowess in action.