
Great. Now I like Wayne Rooney.
Lighting up a cigarette, urinating against a wall and singing raucously in the street at dawn, Wayne Rooney looked every bit the boorish England fan instead of the most gifted player in the country.
Indeed, photographs of the 24-year-old striker enjoying a night out in Manchester city centre with his wife, Coleen, and a group of friends at the weekend could not have been more at odds with the image of a professional sportsman. [Daily Mail]
Poor, Poor Puppy.
Sarah Marriott was stationed with the British army in Afghanistan earlier this year when she was on a foot patrol and noticed some kids playing soccer. WITH A PUPPY. She asked the kids why they would do such a thing, and they said they were on their way to drown the puppy since it was not needed by its owner. [Unprofessionalfoul.com]
Uh oh.
According to the complaints and interviews, the coach has referred to some black players as “monkeys” and racially segregated the team on several occasions for practice drills, telling multiracial students they’d have to choose which side to play on. [Toledo Blade]
Uh Oh 2..
Japanese macaques will completely flip out when presented with flying squirrels, a new study in monkey-antagonism has found. The research could pave the way for advanced methods of enraging monkeys. [Christian Science Monitor]
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