Quote of the Century (So-Far)

“The wild women, the wild women. The rippin’ and the tearin’, the rippin’ and the tearin’.” – Really creepy dude in Speedo, Hedonism infomercial.

Bonus coverage: Five minutes of research determined that Hedo Rick was captured on film by Black Beach Week. So was this wild woman, wild woman named Myamee. It’s taking every bit of inner fortitude I have not to picture what Hedo Rick would look like rippin’ and tearin’, rippin’ and tearin’ Myamee. Even that didn’t work.

Then, it went onto Hedo Rick rippin’ and tearin’, rippin’ and tearing both Myamee and Mira Bella. And, it was magnificent.

Bonus Coverage: Hedo Rick’s tips for going to Hedonism II.

Public sex seems to happen in the mid to late afternoon, mostly in the cool jacuzzi, fountain pool, or behind the waterfall (called the fornicatorium or the grotto). Later in the evening and late night, the hot tub and beach are added as active sites. Where else can one fulfill the fantasy of making love on a moonlit beach? Some people appreciate an audience, but it’s rare that they want others to join in. (So, guys give these people some space. Also, it’s not polite to stare.)

Seriously. I don’t make this shit up.