This is a fun little slice of South Philly life right here.
Update: With Reddit weighing in!
And it gets no funner than the 1:03 mark, when you see this scrappy lil dude fling his screen door open, run down the sidewalk sans socks and shoes and try to hit Goliath with a bat, only to get sla-sla-sla-slammed into a parked car.
Oh, but it doesn’t stop there. No, it ends around the 2:12 mark when the unconscious (apparently) delicate little flower is laid to black-out rest along the sidewalk. See…
Take solace in the fact that you were never going to win this time, my man.
Commit yourself to better tactics in the future.
Hadouken.