This Week In Alternate Wedding-Announcement Photo Captions


In sickness and in health. For richer and for poorer, unless we get to the point that I have to hock my engagement and wedding rings to turn a profit for me and my brother’s website.


We paid for the photographer, David, so smile and laugh and look happy. But I warned you, yet you didn’t fucking listen and wore that hat anyway: This shit on my finger will be listed on IDoNowIDont.com by the time the pictures are developed.

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