This Is The Most ‘Merican Thing I Saw At The Berlin Mart Today

For those unfamiliar, the Berlin Farmer’s Market in South Jersey is a glorious gathering place where, essentially, droves of “vendors” set up shop in a parking lot hawking a variety of goods ranging from concrete turtle lawn decorations to big f’ing knives for $4 a pop.

Me, the bride and the Louden headed over on Saturday to check out a tip from our daycare provider who noted there are substantial Thomas the Tank Engine offerings there on the cheap. We ended up getting four trains for $5, and a Barcelona scarf and some limes and peppers.

But this picture is the lasting image I’ll have of 12/1 at the mart. #NeverForget