“While police were talking to the men, a woman approached officers and said she’d been hit in the face with a case of Natural Light Beer. The woman had very visible wounds, most profound, her entire bottom row of teeth were missing. Police stopped a Chevy Suburban later in the evening, believing it to be connected to the incident. Sheriff Mike Grzegorek says the car’s driver had a lengthy criminal record in addition to alcohol, and possibly drugs stashed inside his car. The driver was arrested on the scene. Police have yet to release his name.” [WNDU]