Check Out The Little Mermaid’s New Rack

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Oh, Venezuelan plastic-surgery centers, does a day pass when you don’t make the world a better place?

BuzzFeed’s Copyranter spotted this ad from Clinica Dempere, a plastic surgery center in Venezuela, who decided to give Ariel the old nip and tuck anyway in a new spot for their services.

Watch as Ariel escapes from the evil Ursula. What does she do next? Beelines it to the operating table, where, sprawled out before a beckoning surgeon, she gets her wishes granted without giving away her magic voice box.

So, what procedures did the Little Mermaid opt for? She seems to have gotten the full “Real Housewives” treatment with a boob job and a widened pout. And somehow, the doctors in Venezuela managed to sculpt a pair of sexy human legs outfitted with stilettos out of her mermaid tail. It’s so magical! [Huffington Post]

For the record, I thought Ariel was just fine before. It’s a shame she found herself in a looks-first society in which true beauty got lost in a swirl of silicone. Woe.

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