Now They’re Blaming Bath Salts For That Cannibal Shit In Florida

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Per the Miami CBS affiliate, “Since news of the unthinkable attack first broke, the big question has been, why? Why did the man attack the other? Why were they naked? Why did the attacker turn into a cannibal on the causeway?

“The president of the Miami Fraternal Order of Police, Armando Aguilar believes the entire incident is the fault of a new drug trend that has led to similar incidents. Emergency room doctors at Jackson Memorial Hospital said they too have seen a major increase in cases linked to the street drug called “bath salts” or the new LSD.

‘We noticed an increase probably after Ultra Fest,’ said emergency room Dr. Paul Adams, at Jackson Memorial Hospital.”

I mean, I guess Rudy Eugene could’ve been hopped up on bath salts. But I’m’a stick with the whole zombie theory and hope Michonne can protect us.

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