Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?
— Go, Herb Magee (Basketball Coach, East Falls), go!
— Go Canada, for trying to get, you know, dudely. (And to Sports Illustrated itself for running a J.R. Richard “From the Vault.”)
— And to the New Yorker itself, which put out a stellar 85th anniversary double issue with stories on Eric Holder and the whole KSM trial debacle, wartime burros and Irish vs. Italian boozing.
— And Go Maxim mag, for a stellar look into the late Arturo Gatti’s personal-holocaustic relationship with his stripper wife. (What a great, great read.)
— Go away, airlines who think they can treat their customers like jive-talkin extras on the Airplane! set, go away!
— You too, healthcare-reform bunglers.
— And those who pull the “I’m trying to save thousands of jobs” card while standing up for a Church that turned a blind eye toward thousands of instances of child abuse.
— And dudes from I Love New York 2 who have to now say murder was the case that they gave me.
— And Rolling Stone, for not even making the Ryan Bingham feature available online.
— And, finally, to Donn Janes, for whom this video shall do all the ‘xpalinin as to why …
America is a ritard.