It’s 5:17 a.m. so I can’t exactly wrap my head around this clip that Ryan Olah thought to send my way. Hell, I can’t even wrap my head around why he sent it to me. Ok, fine, that makes perfect sense. But still.
Brace yourselves for “Man high on bath salts kills neighbor’s goat, police say“:
CHARLESTON, W.Va. — Police say an Alum Creek man high on bath salts killed his neighbor’s pygmy goat and that neighbors found him in his bedroom, dressed in a bra and panties, next to the dead animal, said Lt. Bryan Stover of the Kanawha County Sheriff’s Department.
Lisa Powers said she bought the goat on Friday as a gift to her 4-year-old grandson. They named the male goat Bailey after a female character on the Disney Channel television show “The Suite Life on Deck.”
“The baby just loved him,” she said. …
The three entered the house and made their way to Thompson’s bedroom door when Thompson spoke to them, Powers said.
“He told them, ‘Don’t come in, I’m naked,'” Powers said. “But they opened the door and he was standing there with his pants down. He had on women’s clothing and the goat was dead and there was blood everywhere. It was just a scene.”
Thompson ran out the front door when Pollis asked him about the dead goat in his room, according to the complaint. … Thompson allegedly told police he was on bath salts for about three days.
When police entered the house they found fresh blood near the front door of the bedroom and in Thompson’s bedroom to the right of the front door. Inside the bedroom police found the small gray and white goat wearing a pink collar lying dead on the floor, blood coming from its neck, according to the complaint. There was a pornographic magazine photo laying a few feet from the goat, the complaint states.
“We know the animal had at least one stab wound,” said Cpl. Sean Snuffer, a detective with the Sheriff’s Department. “They are also searching for signs of sexual trauma.”