Eight simple words can explain it all, too: The annual Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue is out. So let me take these one by one. The ginger aversion? Yeah, well Cintia Dicker took care of that right quick …
Cintia, Cintia, Cintia
… as for the Vonn bandwagon (skiier, USA, pretty attractive), well, I’m more aligned with Hannah Teter now …
Hannah, Hannah, Hannah
I think the reasons have made themselves clear now, right?