Ms. Botwin if you're nasty
— Oh look, those Kooky Krazy Konservatives are trying to change history books to relay a lie that our Founding Fathers were all about forming a Christian land way back when Ben Franklin was triple-teaming Old City skanks of both genders. (New York Times magazine)
— Oh look, the former editoress of the Philadelphia Inquirer — now at Bloomberg News — was in the mix when Federal Reserve got public-record served about the bailout. My prediction: This will prove more damaging than those Nixonites who broke into an office along the Potomac. (New York Times Metropolitan section)
— Oh look, all those fundraisers that made people feel happy, happy, joy, joy about helping those who’ve been quaked in Haiti looks a lil less considerate now that aid agencies don’t feel as if it’s a good idea to even give them tents. Savages. And I don’t mean the people eating soil to survive. If I may interject a suggestion here: Give them the fucking tents they want. (Associated Press)
— Oh look, hand-sanitizer scrubs may be out, and plasma zaps could be in. (New York Times “novelties“)
— Oh look, Jesse Jackson said, “The Colts didn’t make Katrina happen, and no Saints live in the Lower Ninth. So you can forget that story line.” (Sports Illustrated)
— Oh look, Brendan Burke’s death sounds tragically suspicious. (Sports Illustrated)
— Oh look, 71 percent of Republicans surveyed still think Georgie Georgie Puddin’ Pie’s 2003 decision to invade Iraq was the “right decision.” Bravo to stupidity. (Esquire)
— And finally, oh look, Hickey found another excuse to shout Nancy Botwin out with heartfelt respec’. (Esquire)
