Watch A Philly Couple Discuss Everything That’s Wrong About Sticking One’s Penis In A Toaster

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If one of the local affiliates doesn’t sign @MISS_PEYTON_T0_YOU and @Philly_Jus up for a weekly advice segment on the nightly news, they’re all fools. One can’t summarize the magic that is this 10-minute discussion other than just saying “watch.”

Oh, this is the story about which they’re talking:

Firefighters came to the rescue of a man in distress when he got his penis stuck in a toaster.

It is unclear exactly what the humiliated gentleman had been up to, but fortunately London’s finest arrived to extricate his manhood from the electrical device.

Unbelievably, another adventurer rivalled his ridiculous antics by somehow getting his member lodged in a vacuum cleaner. [Mirror]

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