There’s this guy I know from Twitter. His screen name is @Telly2Putts. He likes Jager and the Broncos. If you’re on Twitter, you should follow him for those reasons alone.
Anyway, Telly is upset about this new television program called Walk of Shame Shuttle, which premieres March 18 on VH1. He is perturbed because the Twitniche he carved of RTing people photographed doing walks of shame after fornicative evenings all across the globe has been rendered impossible, what with all the tweets about this new show.
I feel Telly’s pain. When that jitbag Dax Shepard/Kristen Bell movie called Hit and Run came out back in ’12, it made it difficult for me to track down real hit and runs on Twitter.
But I’m gonna watch the ish out of this VH1 show because it looks boss. Check it: