Today In Stories About ‘D-List’ Models Who Steal Chicken And Whiskey

17738389_BG1 “DANBURY — Police said a drunken woman stumbled into the kitchen of a local bar and tried walking out with nearly $500 worth of chicken and a bottle of Irish whiskey. According to a police spokesman, shortly before 8 p.m. Tuesday, Branden Crutcher, of Fairfield, walked into the kitchen at O’Brien’s Sports Pub and Restaurant, 83 Lake Ave., and grabbed ‘a bag of chicken valued at close to $500.'” [News Times]

Somebody who knows Ms. Crutcher tells me, “she was a d-list model back in the day … and I think there is an article out there about her dating some shitty tennis player.”

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