This Week’s Metro Column

Pop quiz, hotshots: Didn’t think I’d ever come running to Arlen Specter’s defense, didja? Me neither. But then again, I never thought a lady like Michele Bachmann would ever achieve a position of power. I figure that’d lead to rabbits getting microwaved from sea to shining sea. And who knows, maybe it has.
I guess when your brain gets all swole (see Iverson reference a few posts back for linguistic sense), anything can happen!

[A]t the risk of stating the obvious, you fine readers don’t think it’s very ladylike for a Palin-ite to blindly gin up frustration and hatred while standing nobly behind an intangible “less government” platform and something called a “prosperity” bill, right?

Crazy, crazy lady.