Tag: Jersey Shore

The Poetry that is Jersey Shore

I have a proposition for MTV: Get rid of Ronnie and bring Emilio Masella into the fold. America is done with the roid freak you’ve subjected them and would embrace the roid gorilla that’s had a key to Sn00ki’s heart,…






Back to the Shore

Man, Jersey Shore premiered so long ago this blog didn’t exist. So what the hell: Here’s a link to my stream-of-consciousness take on the first episode. I guess I’ll do one of these during the second-season kick-off. But, not till…