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Hey Look, Another Jitbag Wishes I Died Because I Post YouTube Fight Videos On Deadspin

07/24/2013
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Hey Look, Another Jitbag Wishes I Died Because I Post YouTube Fight Videos On Deadspin

Yep. There’s such a solid parallel between morons who post fight videos on YouTube and criminals who hit people with their cars and flee the scene. Thank God this online commenter is there to remind us that faulty logic still thrives behind the toughness of anonymity!

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No, Yahoo Sports!, I Will Not Fucking Tune In To Your “One Shining Moment” Digital Program

04/05/2013
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No, Yahoo Sports!, I Will Not Fucking Tune In To Your “One Shining Moment” Digital Program

Last month, Deadspin’s Emma Carmichael asked a bunch of us who we considered the “Most Annoying Men of March Madness.” I went with that jitbag David Barrett and his jitbag “One Shining Moment” song. Among the reasons why: “Hearts on Fire” in the Rocky IV training montage. “Change” when Louden Swain’s pegboard performance convinces everyone…

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Yes, Deadspin’s Story On Manti Te’o Has Gotten The Taiwanese Animation Treatment (And He Buttchugs With Leprechauns In It)

01/17/2013
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Yes, Deadspin’s Story On Manti Te’o Has Gotten The Taiwanese Animation Treatment (And He Buttchugs With Leprechauns In It)

Deadspin’s story exposing the fraud tale of Manti Te’o “dead girlfriend” is proof positive that journalism can still thrive in this print-media end-stages time. The Taiwanese animation story about it is proof positive that Taiwanese animation absolutely rules.

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Cecily Tynan And Her Massive Hurricane Sandy Telestrator Dong

10/31/2012
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Cecily Tynan And Her Massive Hurricane Sandy Telestrator Dong

As if neither Tynan/Joseph Moron-gate nor Ruggles talking about girth and size was enough, an astute Deadspin reader* sent this screengrab of 6abc weatherlady Cecily Tynan’s head blocking the tip of a Hurricane Sandy Telestrator Dong. Bravo. (*= Deadspin’s still down, and could be so for a little while, so I’m sure there won’t be…

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An Abbreviated Tuesday Night Fights Post

10/30/2012
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An Abbreviated Tuesday Night Fights Post

Man, you get so distracted by a hurricane hitting for former, formerer and current hometown and you miss the fact that Deadspin is down! Well me being me, knowing that some folks like to see some street fights on their Tuesday nights, here are a couple to hold you over until the Gawker family gets…

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My Favorite Deadspin Comment In Forever

07/17/2012
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My Favorite Deadspin Comment In Forever

Now, start at the beginning.

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When People I Know Wind Up In Tuesday Night Fights-Worthy Videos

06/21/2012
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When People I Know Wind Up In Tuesday Night Fights-Worthy Videos

Before you say anything, no, the irony of something which would warrant inclusion on my weekly Tuesday Night Fights post for Deadspin happening to someone I know is not lost on me. To wit: Police release video of SEPTA bus attack of NewsWorks photographer Philadelphia Police released video from a SEPTA Route 23 bus on…

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Please Check Out My Deadspin Blood Week Story On The Creator Of “Faces Of Death”

02/02/2012
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Please Check Out My Deadspin Blood Week Story On The Creator Of “Faces Of Death”

The monkey didn’t die. Of all the images—the napalm bombing, the clubbing of the seals—the scene that’s always stuck with me is the one with the monkey’s brains. The one where there are three people sitting around a table and, apparently, breaking open a captive monkey’s head to dine on the insides. “Cauliflower for the…

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Here Are The Emails In Which A Guy From Baltimore Encourages Me To Get Hit By Another Car (UPDATED)

01/16/2012
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Here Are The Emails In Which A Guy From Baltimore Encourages Me To Get Hit By Another Car (UPDATED)

Fresh off of the heels of the fuckface from dirt hovel Cleveland who responded to my Twitter treatment of Ben Roethlisberger with getting-hit-by-a-car comments comes Matt Hayes (mattyhayes@gmail.com). You see, Matty took exception to comments about shitstain-of-a-city Baltimore in my sliver of the A.J. Daulerio roast on Deadspin the other day. But Matty has problems…

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One Of My Deadspin Associates Went Rogue Juggalo. I Implore You To Read Her Story.

08/16/2011
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One Of My Deadspin Associates Went Rogue Juggalo. I Implore You To Read Her Story.

Emma Carmichael is a great writer. The Gathering of the Juggalos is among the most absurd events on earth. With that, I present this: The Gathering of the Juggalos is not called the Gathering of the Juggalos and also the Juggalettes for a reason. It is not just predominantly male; it is teeming with males.…

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