The Syphilitic Magic Number*

I should’ve seen it coming, the whole Red Sox kneeling like an altar boy before a pervy monsignor and preventing the Orioles from getting closer to hitting their SMN with a weekend sweep. Just the Boston way, I suppose.
Shame on the team, their families, fans, neighbors and strangers who wear their apparel.

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7-18

* – tracking the Baltimore Whorioles magnificent march toward an 87.5+ loss season, all so I win a twenty-dollar bill, yo.

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