Why Is The Rocky Statue Newly Surrounded By Shrubbery?

04/02/2014
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Why Is The Rocky Statue Newly Surrounded By Shrubbery?

Driving Louden to school this morning, I noticed a peculiarity. Namely, that some folks were putting some sort of landscaping arch over the famed Rocky statue in front of the Philadelphia Museum of Art. So, I took a photo when stopped at a red light. This photo … … and asked that question up there…

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Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode Four

03/29/2014
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Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode Four

Any time a reality-TV episode starts with a scene that reminds you of Martin Sheen blasting his fist through a mirror in Apocalypse Now (sans punching a mirror with The Doors scoring that jawn), you know that episode has a chance to be a cray one. This is where we find ourselves this week. This…

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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. DIX

03/29/2014
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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. DIX

An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call the police, even anonymously. 4941. Detroit, Mich. March 26. Police sergeant injured when struck by…

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Are White People Scared About Getting Hit In The Face With Bricks Wimps?

03/27/2014
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Are White People Scared About Getting Hit In The Face With Bricks Wimps?

This may well be the pinnacle of Philadelphia trolling. Either that, or the city’s biggest jitbag made himself known yesterday. Traipsing on into the comments section of what may be the city’s last bastion of white intellectualism, PhillyMag.commenter “phlhui” made his thoughts known in regards to a Temple student getting her face smashed with a…

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Can ‘Chrisley Knows Best’ Top Its ‘Jugs And Ammo’ Episode?

03/26/2014
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Can ‘Chrisley Knows Best’ Top Its ‘Jugs And Ammo’ Episode?

Having caught up on previous episodes of Chrisley Knows Best, I’m fairly confident in the strength of this assertion: It’s impossible to top a “Juggs and Ammo” episode in which: – Prior to daughter Lindsie’s breast-augmentation surgery, Papa Todd walks into the kitchen with a cake made to look like a huge pair of breastuses,…

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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. DVIII

03/26/2014
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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. DVIII

An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call the police, even anonymously. 4931. San Clemente, Cal. March 21. Man injured when struck by…

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