Hit-and-Run America, Vol. DXLVIII

08/25/2014
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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. DXLVIII

An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call the police, even anonymously. 5527. Baltimore, Md. Aug. 20. 45-year-old man fatally struck by an…

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When A Grandpa From Cleveland Gets Called Out As A Boob-Loving Dirty Old Man

08/23/2014
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When A Grandpa From Cleveland Gets Called Out As A Boob-Loving Dirty Old Man

This Dear Abby column caught my eye, most notably because it involves a 12-year-old girl calling her Grandpa out for being totally into adult breastuses. To wit:

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This Is The Most American Picture I’ve Ever Taken

08/23/2014
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This Is The Most American Picture I’ve Ever Taken

Timing, they say, is everything. And so it came to be around 10:45 a.m. Saturday that the Icee stand at the Philadelphia Zoo was not yet open. Louden (who wanted one badly) and I (who didn’t) had to find a way to pass 15 minutes until it did, in fact, open. He took two rides…

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Photos From Philly’s Le Dîner en Blanc 2014 (With Alternate Captions)

08/23/2014
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Photos From Philly’s Le Dîner en Blanc 2014 (With Alternate Captions)

"Can you hear us, Hamas? We are the angels of brighter times ahead. Be pure of heart in the pursuit of peace!" pic.twitter.com/9wubAsa2aM — Brian P. Hickey (@BrianPHickey) August 22, 2014 It was a quote from a phillydotcom story about Le Dîner en Blanc that exposed the Thursday night event’s patent importance in the grand…

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‘Dating Naked’ Episode Six: Ashley and Greg [Update: Ashley Will Marry One Of Them!]

08/22/2014
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‘Dating Naked’ Episode Six: Ashley and Greg [Update: Ashley Will Marry One Of Them!]

Greg is from Carlsbad, Cal. He cites an evolution from “computer nerd” who “didn’t get out too much” and “with girls, I couldn’t even make eye contact” into a professional “fighter” who was forced into retirement by injury and the apparent realization that getting hit in the head repeatedly “really isn’t the most fun thing…

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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. DXLVII

08/21/2014
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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. DXLVII

An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call the police, even anonymously. 5514. Dayton, Ohio. Aug. 17. Woman injured when struck by a…

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