This Week’s Metro Column…

… can be found here. [H]ere’s how I interpret Comcast’s “no comment” approach to NBC’s Leno/O’Brien Diss Off: “This is what we’re loading up the Roberts’ Brinks Trucks for? Can we at least discuss backing out? Christ, even Carson’s old…






Poor Puppy

So, as you can see from this picture … … Charlie Dawg is looking a little ragged today. That’s because yesterday, she had her left “thumb” amputated. Seems rougher than she’s letting on, though. A couple weeks back, her dewclaw…






Dear Fox Sports …

… Listen, I know it’s tough to factcheck a game that you’ve only been airing for about three hours, and to look at the score on the top of the screen before putting this graphic on the bottom bar ……






My Favorite Stories

Back when I’d picked myself up off the brain-surgery ward and started to write again, I’d gotten a few emails asking how to find some stories I’d written before. Strangers wanted to know, which I considered complimentary, not rubbernecky. Initially,…