Yeah, I was a couple weeks late to the Epic Beard Man party, but his T-shirt is so boss that I had to bust my way in to do a couple kegstands. With no further ado, a clip from Tosh.0…
Hit-and-Run America (Vol. 19)
An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call…
This Week’s Metro Column …
… can be found here. It’s a follow-up on a story about which I’ve written numerous times. I’d never met Kent, but he’s stuck with me to this day. … Despite police considering everything up to, and including, voodoo and…
My Favorite Stories (III)
While watching Celebrity Fit Club last night, I turned to the bride and said, “You know, I think I’d get along with him just swimmingly.” Twasn’t talking about Bobby Brown or the guy from Skid Row, though it’d apply to…
Misty Lane vs Michael Lane
Oh, white people. When will you grow up? Take the Lanes, Michael and Misty. Michael says his wife is a worthless whore who screws everybody and their brothers (and cousins). She’s also a bad mother, he says. Misty, who’s 22…
Playing Kick-the-Can, again
You want to know why I’m gathering tons of garbage direct from the landfill, don’t you? Easy to explain: Read this column by Ronnie Polanesky in today’s Daily News. God, it’s almost been a year since I wrote … Listen,…
Jesus Walks
The sign at 18th and Cecil B. Moore, not far from Temple Univ., says “New Thankful Baptist Church is back!”
Hit-and-Run America (Vol. 18)
An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call…
Tool Academy III speaks for itself
Setting: In the Tool Academy mansion conference room, Tools are challenged to draw self-portraits. Unbeknownst to them, the girlfriends (and boyfriend) who sent them off to Tool Academy are also drawing portraits of the Tools. Enter “Glow Stick Tool” Daniel,…