Justice, Philly-Style

Dude from Kensington (allegedly) rapes an 11-year-old girl. Crowd pummels and captures him pre-police arrival. Dude goes to jail, where the caste system treats child rapists like they’re lower than untouchable, which they are. What’s the next chapter? Why, guards…






The Syphilitic Magic Number

Q: What has two thumbs and couldn’t be happier that the Baltimore Whorioles have started their season on a 1-7 tear? A: This guy right here, that’s who! Despite noted pegging enthusiast Freddie Morgan’s advice to the contrary, I went…






Hit-and-Run America Vol. XLII

An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call…






Hit-and-Run America Vol. XLI

An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call…






Hit-and-Run America Vol. XL

An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call…