A Photographic Ode To A Nitrous Bash

12/16/2011
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A Photographic Ode To A Nitrous Bash

My buddy Gary saw this glorious scene of a whippets-party extravaganza that had occurred in the parking lot of his workplace today. No cracker left behind though, apparently.

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Neymar had a really pretty goal in the FIFA Club World Cup semis

12/15/2011
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Neymar had a really pretty goal in the FIFA Club World Cup semis

Perfectly struck. Should be interesting to see him and the rest of Santos face Barcelona in the finals on Sunday. Should be more interesting when, Dios willing, Neymar is wearing a Barca kit.

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Divorce Court: Angela vs. Michael Franklin

12/14/2011
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Divorce Court: Angela vs. Michael Franklin

It only took me about two seconds to totally dig Michael Franklin’s style. That’s because it only took about two seconds for his ladymeat rocker Angela to start talking about how, oftentimes, Michael strips buck fucking naked when playing his guitar. Judge Lynn is all “full-frontal nudity” and Michael just grins and says “it’s a…

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Divorce Court: Maria Carmona vs. Derrick Cutler

12/14/2011
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Divorce Court: Maria Carmona vs. Derrick Cutler

Maria Carmona was a teenage dropout. Fourteen years old, chose moving in with this mama’s-boy, cheapskate cat Derrick Cutler instead of pursuing her education. Then, Derek totaled her car while he was cheating on her. Also let her dog (a pitbull named Janelle) run away (or sold it) apparently. And then, she got knocked up.…

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Divorce Court: Sonya Boyland vs. Marlo Watkins

12/14/2011
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Divorce Court: Sonya Boyland vs. Marlo Watkins

I’m going to try to be nice with this one, but that’s difficult to do when one Divorce Court contestant looks as if their hair is drawn on and the other seems to be a no-necked jowl hoarder. But enough about that. Miss Boyland says it was bad from the start. As in he knocked…

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Some Things Are Better Left Unexplained

12/11/2011
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Some Things Are Better Left Unexplained

Tim Tebow’s 7-1 record as a starter? That’s among them. It’s more fun this way. Unless you’re a Bears, Vikings, Raiders, Chiefs, Chargers, Jets or Dolphins fan. Then, it infuriatingly sucks. Tim Tebow Tebows 59-Yard Tebow To Force Tebowtime (UPDATE) [Deadspin] (Corrections in bold)

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