Ocean County (NJ) Prosecutors Office, Seaside Heights PD Should Be Ashamed Of Themselves

11/29/2011
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Ocean County (NJ) Prosecutors Office, Seaside Heights PD Should Be Ashamed Of Themselves

So, let’s see if I have this right: Guy drinks at least a six pack, floors it when cops tell him to stop down the Jersey Shore because he’s worried about a DUI and the weed pipe he has on him, flees, admits he killed an American Idol contestant during questioning when caught the next…

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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. CCLXI

11/28/2011
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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. CCLXI

An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call the police, even anonymously. 2097. Hybla Valley, Va. Nov. 25. 45-year-old man suffers life-threatening injuries…

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Pictures from an Eagles/Patriots game at which I lost all respect for DeSean Jackson

11/28/2011
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Pictures from an Eagles/Patriots game at which I lost all respect for DeSean Jackson

I went to the NFC Championship Game at Lincoln Financial Field between the Eagles and Panthers. Yesterday’s loss to White Jesus and the New England Patriots was every bit as disheartening. Not only has the reality of the ass-backward stupidity of hiring an O-Line coach to be your defensive coordinator been cemented in stone, but…

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This Is What Happens When You Let Deadspin-Commenter Nation Photoshop Your Post-Coma Picture

11/27/2011
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This Is What Happens When You Let Deadspin-Commenter Nation Photoshop Your Post-Coma Picture

A Whitlockian-tribute to my semi-conscious state, by @polkpanther. What a country.

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Dear Scumbag Who Left Me To Die Three Years Ago This Very Second*

11/25/2011
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Dear Scumbag Who Left Me To Die Three Years Ago This Very Second*

Hey, hope you’re doing horrifically! Like I was in that picture taken about 10 days after the coma that the brain injuries you inflicted on me brought about. As you probably know, I survived and went on with my life. I hope karma has punished you repeatedly, and continues to do so. You see, most…

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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. CCLX

11/25/2011
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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. CCLX

An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call the police, even anonymously. 2089. Danbury, Ct. Nov. 22. Western Connecticut State University student seriously…

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