Divorce Court: Maria Carmona vs. Derrick Cutler

12/14/2011
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Divorce Court: Maria Carmona vs. Derrick Cutler

Maria Carmona was a teenage dropout. Fourteen years old, chose moving in with this mama’s-boy, cheapskate cat Derrick Cutler instead of pursuing her education. Then, Derek totaled her car while he was cheating on her. Also let her dog (a pitbull named Janelle) run away (or sold it) apparently. And then, she got knocked up.…

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Divorce Court: Sonya Boyland vs. Marlo Watkins

12/14/2011
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Divorce Court: Sonya Boyland vs. Marlo Watkins

I’m going to try to be nice with this one, but that’s difficult to do when one Divorce Court contestant looks as if their hair is drawn on and the other seems to be a no-necked jowl hoarder. But enough about that. Miss Boyland says it was bad from the start. As in he knocked…

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Some Things Are Better Left Unexplained

12/11/2011
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Some Things Are Better Left Unexplained

Tim Tebow’s 7-1 record as a starter? That’s among them. It’s more fun this way. Unless you’re a Bears, Vikings, Raiders, Chiefs, Chargers, Jets or Dolphins fan. Then, it infuriatingly sucks. Tim Tebow Tebows 59-Yard Tebow To Force Tebowtime (UPDATE) [Deadspin] (Corrections in bold)

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Here Are The Highlights From Barcelona’s 3-1 Win In El Clasico

12/10/2011
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Here Are The Highlights From Barcelona’s 3-1 Win In El Clasico

The game ended to a deafening cacophony of booing and hissing from the home support. Barcelona put an end to any doubts about their mental resolve and quietened and detractors who were pointing to their poor (by their standards) away record, by strolling to what in the end was an easy three points. [Spanish Football]

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Check Out The New “Dark Knight Rises” Teaser Poster

12/10/2011
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Check Out The New “Dark Knight Rises” Teaser Poster

God, I can’t wait till this movie comes out. (H/T Bitches Love Smiley Faces)

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Two Reasons To Watch The Winnipeg Jets

12/10/2011
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Two Reasons To Watch The Winnipeg Jets

… and neither of them are named “Kirk Muller,” at least I don’t think. (H/T Jeff P., who sent this in to Deadspin)

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