‘Nothing But Gentleman’ Says Woman Of The Wu Tang Clan She’s Accused Of Bedding Backstage

04/12/2015
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‘Nothing But Gentleman’ Says Woman Of The Wu Tang Clan She’s Accused Of Bedding Backstage

It’s been way too long since I’ve blogged about Divorce Court. I realized this today because of an Uproxx post titled “This Man Hilariously Accused His Wife Of Sleeping With The Entire Wu-Tang Clan On ‘Divorce Court.’” This more than justifies the existence of human beings on Earth. Also, RIP ODB. Wish you could have…

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The View From The Philadelphia Zoo Balloon, 4/12/15

04/12/2015
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The View From The Philadelphia Zoo Balloon, 4/12/15

Louden and I made our first voyage of ’15 in the Philadelphia Zoo Balloon this Spring. It was, as you can see, awesome.

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Here Are A Few Vines From This Week’s ‘Party Down South’

04/10/2015
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Here Are A Few Vines From This Week’s ‘Party Down South’

This show has gone ham, y’all. In which: Mattie goes full-on Hurricane Martha… … and Lyle pukes on a bar floor just before trying to pick a lady up … … and Walt cracks eggs of knowledge re: women not being attracted to bros with pee pants … … and Tiffany positing that pee-panted Daddy…

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There Was A Nice Jame Gumb Reference On This Week’s ‘Little Women NY’

04/08/2015
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There Was A Nice Jame Gumb Reference On This Week’s ‘Little Women NY’

Little Women NY’s Lila Call was doing something or other with an online-dating profile when this wonderful moment re: pervs with little-people fetishes went down the Jame Gumb Silence of the Lambs route. To wit:

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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. DCII

04/06/2015
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Hit-and-Run America, Vol. DCII

An ongoing collection of unsolved hit-and-run cases, with a focus on car/pedestrian incidents, from across the country since Jan. ‘010. If you know something about any of these incidents, or one that I’ve missed, do the right thing and call the police, even anonymously. 6427. Baltimore, Md. April 1. Woman fatally struck by a dark…

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I Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Like Carly Rae Jepsen’s New Song More Than I Probably Should [Video]

04/06/2015
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I Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Like Carly Rae Jepsen’s New Song More Than I Probably Should [Video]

Carly Rae Jepsen was on Saturday Night Live this week. She debuted her new single “I Really Like You.” As I’ve been previously diagnosed with a pop-music defect, I’ve listened to it, oh, about 100 times in the time since. Check it out. You’ll see why. Unless you’re a cold-hearted savage who hates happiness.

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