Michelle Boyd vs Steven Boyd

Michelle

Michelle

Redneck

Redneck

I think that really-lucky one-trick-pony of a comedian guy left a good one out of his “You Know You’re a Redneck” repertoire. That good one? Well, you know you’re a redneck if you leave your wife and shack up with her daughter’s best friend’s mother. Ba-dum-bump.

So with no further ado, consider yourselves already introduced to Steven Boyd who, in the eyes of his bride Michelle, is “a worthless cheater.” And, a moneyhound apparently, since they worked construction with his daddy-o, who handed Steven both of their pay, in cash.

Anyway, this episode just doesn’t jump off the screen. I mean, they’re prattling on about how he doesn’t like her trying to track him down when he’s out late at night. And she doesn’t like how he goes off on his own late at night. Then, he goes down the whole “she doesn’t clean” route. And how she never wants to go out. And how she wants him to even takes care of the dogs when he gets home. And how she was banging a friend of his three months after he left her one of the times he left her.

Jesus Christ Almighty. Why I am I even watching these people do the reduced-brain-power Hokey Pokey? That it’s overcast in Philly today is no excuse. You know how you know you’re a yankee? Enough wisdom to walk away from something fruitless. Like I am right now.

Out.

Bonus Coverage: Today’s Divorce Court re-run is Lee Tillman vs. Tony Tillman.

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