Leshon Kirkland vs Christina Dominguez

Well I think it’s safe to say that this case of Kirkland v Dominguez can be encapsulated in just one quote from Christina. And this here’s the quote: “If I is giving up my goods, you is gonna be mine. I not giving em up fa free … It’s gonna be mine. Just like that. You are my man.”
So Leshon, he’s a smoove one. Dapper dresser. Slick talker. Stalker magnet. Stalker magnate, even. Oh, and he uses the phrase “right quick” quite often.
Anyway, Christina’s all like Leshon didn’t even take me to the hospital when I was in labor. (He thought she was crying pregnant wolf, despite never pulling the hospital card before.)
So Leshon be all like Christina bashes me in front of other people. And that, well that’s just disrespectful. Retorts Christina that Leshon turned all gangsta man but Leshon puts it like this: He needed to step up cause she be breaking him down, trashing his clothes even.
I think Christina draws her eyebrows on, not that you’d notice it at first with the disco-ball hued and sized earrings. This bitch be strong, though. Doesn’t seem to me like she’s ever been taught to respect the pimp hand. Which brings me to my final point:
Leshon ain’t be pimp if he be letting this dudette walk up all over him both verbally and physically. He needs to work on this. Preferably with Don the Magic Juan or some shit like that. I mean, he lost his virginity when he was 11 going on 12, but still. Step up to the plate, slugga. It’s long past time to blame your wife for bein’ the debbil.
Hickey out.