On this week’s episode of Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars, one focal moment — besides those involving Kendra Wilkinson probing into Hank Baskett’s possible transsexual fetish — involved Jersey Shore legend Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino.
Summarized succinctly, he maintained that someone famous once offered him four figures to head on over to a hotel room to piss on her or him.
The Sitch maintained that he did not accept said offer.
But, inspired by Gawker’s top-notch scandalismism, I hereby offer $1 for anyone who can provide information about who may have offered $5K for Sitchpiss. Caveat: If you’re trying to blackmail The Sitch, I’ll protect your anonymity.