The short answer: Me.
As in, I again responded to the Fox 29 Good Day morning show call for viewer photos …
— Brian P. Hickey (@BrianPHickey) December 26, 2015
… because those are the types of things I’m wont to do in the early hours of weekend mornings.
As you see, there are the Woodland Critters as they await a human host of their Lord and Savior, Satan.
While they didn’t get the big-screen blow-up treatment, the Critters graces the airways not once, but twice: