When we last checked in with Kevin Tavarez, Tomas Eanes and Jose Ruiz, the former was boasting on Twitter about how assaulting some guy in a Northeast Philadelphia Pathmark store was among his favorite memories of 2012.
That would be @KashMoneyAC, who includes in his Twitter profile “#Pussy #Money #Codeine” which is pretty boss.
To summarize, Philadelphia’s court system is so screwed up that crimes being captured on video do not ensure prosecution. Or, as a faithful tipster explained it, “justice takes a relaxing nap on a cold day.”
But at least the DA’s office got 20 pounds of weed off the streets and Philly Police pinched two Asian massage-parlor employees, right?
UPDATE: It appears that the lone 18-year-old arrestee, Tomas Eanes, is still scheduled for simple-assault trial on March 27.
Pure Genius Lists Arrest For Alleged Northeast Philly Pathmark Assault As ‘Best 2012 Memory’
From a Supermarket-Fight Post on Philly Blunt to Police Announcing Arrests: The Pathmark Bandits Story (Updated with IDs and Charges)
Meet the Trio who Allegedly Robbed Someone Inside a Pathmark and Posted it on YouTube.