No, Messi hasn’t scored all that many goals in the Copa America. One so far. A PK, at that. But during Tuesday night’s semifinal against Paraguay, he not only dished out three assists in the totally predictable 6-1 victory …
— Brian P. Hickey (@BrianPHickey) June 30, 2015
… but as the picture atop this post proves, he brought shame unto bloodlines both national and personal.