Here Are A Pair Of Mayan-Made Sex Toys We Saw Up For Sale In Mexico

En route to Chichen Itza the other day whilst in Mexico, the bride and I were on a tour that stopped in Cenote Hubiku. It’s a cool place with a Tequila Museum, sinkhole pool and monkey named Ricky with whom you can pose for $15 photos (which, of course, I did.)

Before getting off the bus, we were told by our tour guide — “Sexy Rexy” — that you needed to get a certificate because some of the products crafted by Mayans in the area were a special stone.

Those products included these two dongs:

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Special stones, indeed, but ones which went unpurchased.

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