Admit it: You can’t sleep at night because you know Iran has nuclear designs. They’re worse than Mr. F. Krueger in the nightmarishness rankings. Well, the Right Rev. Glenn Beck as got your back. (Just as soon as he’s done blowing lines off the small of a tranny hooker’s back.) Seems as if he went out and got a crazy-old coot for today’s show, armed only with the instructions, “Do not groom. Wear something from the TJMaxx line.”
Well, Beckie Poo’s wish was Cootie’s command, as you can see from the picture.