Debbie Harshbarger vs Billy Harshbarger

Doesn't see dead people

Doesn't see dead people

Sees dead people

Sees dead people

Debbie Harshbarger sees dead people! Come to think of it, if that picture over there on the right is any indication, she marries them, too! And come to hear of it, she says there’s a spirit in Divorce Court this very second trying to reach Judge Toler! (A William Toler, who was mentioned in Lynn’s book, which Debbie says she hasn’t read. “He’s very proud of you. … He watches over you.”)
Alright, enough with the exclamation points. But hell, this is crazy in a whole new crazy way for the show, no? I mean a lot of people with dead souls have walked through those gates, but not the spirits themselves.
So anyway, Billy Harshbarger says he’s sick of his spouse talking to the dead. Like she has been for their 31 years of marriage. “And he cannot tolerate that,” says Debbie.
Now, Billy believes in what she’s saying. He’s just sick and tired of it. “This is getting ridiculous,” he says. “She sees dead people and I don’t.”
Two crazies. F’real, yo. Don’t believe me? Well, one time when the Harshbargers were mating, the ceiling fan started spinning on its own. Turned out to be the former owner of the house, from the grave!
“You can’t make them cross over,” explains the Haunted Ceiling Fan Whisperer.
You sure can’t. But you can make them lose interest in the last 15 minutes of your Divorce Court appearance, Debbie.
Sorry ’bout that.

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