Charlie Dawg’s Confession

When I woke up this morning, dog and one of the cats nearby …

… Charlie Dawg said, “I’ve been keeping something from you for a couple of decades, Brian.”
So I was like, “Oh yeah, what’s that?”
So she was like, “Well, I was in Cheech and Chong’s Up in Smoke.”
So I was like, “Really?”
So she was like, “Yep, when they were down in Mejico.”
So I was like, “Cool. But do you have proof?”
And she was like, “Hell to the yeah. Check it out, yo.” …

So I was like, “You fo’realll, dawg.”