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In Which Michelle Beadle Enables Me To Take A Stand Against Twitter DMs Sans Follows

02/08/2015
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In Which Michelle Beadle Enables Me To Take A Stand Against Twitter DMs Sans Follows

Notably decent sports personality Michelle Beadle offered up a fiery-hot anti-red-carpet take during the Grammys pre-show today. Whether it was sarcasm-marinated or not, I recalled her being involved in some red-carpet action in the past. Lo and behold, it even says so in her wikiography. Apparently, she took offense to this minimalist approach to research…

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Here’s A Picture Of Katy Perry And Dancing Sharks Because Oh. My. God. How Awesome Was Katy Perry’s Super Bowl Halftime Show!?!

02/02/2015
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Here’s A Picture Of Katy Perry And Dancing Sharks Because Oh. My. God. How Awesome Was Katy Perry’s Super Bowl Halftime Show!?!

Answer: Katy Perry’s Super Bowl XLIX halftime show was the bestestest thing ever and I’m so sad it’s over but we’ll always have it for marveling’s sake.

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That Time I BOFA’d Curt Schilling With A #KetchupBoy Hashtag

01/12/2015
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That Time I BOFA’d Curt Schilling With A #KetchupBoy Hashtag

I’m not one to hide behind a screen name and spout off online. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. It’s just that I’m much more comfortable attaching my name to my sentiments. And one of those sentiments is the fact that I’m not 100 percent convinced that the whole Curt Schilling “Bloody Sock Game”…

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Former Philly Sportscaster Don Tollefson Representing Himself In Fraud Trial

01/07/2015
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Former Philly Sportscaster Don Tollefson Representing Himself In Fraud Trial

In a winding 20-minute address, Tollefson spoke about his “abhorrence of prejudice,” telling children and donors who accompanied him to the London Olympics in 2012 about Jesse Owens and Adolf Hitler and how his wife Marilyn Torres Tollefson has filed for bankruptcy and, soon he expects, divorce. “It will always be a moment of humiliating…

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Young Flyers Fan Recoils At Thought Of Penguins-Jersey Gift, Is Smart For His Age

12/27/2014
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Young Flyers Fan Recoils At Thought Of Penguins-Jersey Gift, Is Smart For His Age

According to the YouTube uploader of this here holiday jawn, “My sister orders a youth-sized (instead of regular) Crosby jersey for her son by accident, and it’s too late to send back before Christmas. Time to have some fun with the Flyers fan of the family.” That Flyers-fan family fun establishes this young man as…

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Camden’s Mike Rozier Looked Super Fly At The Heisman Trophy Ceremony

12/14/2014
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Camden’s Mike Rozier Looked Super Fly At The Heisman Trophy Ceremony

Mike Rozier is from Camden, NJ, my town of birth. Mike Rozier won the Heisman Trophy as a boss running back for the Nebraska Cornhuskers in 1983. Mike Rozier looked so damn smooth last night before, during and after Marcus Mariota won the award last night that it’d be sacrilegious to not post his photo…

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Meet ‘Philly Guy Dave’ Goodman, The Moron Who Wants #PhillyDieIn Protesters To Get Hit By A Bus [Updated]

12/08/2014
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Meet ‘Philly Guy Dave’ Goodman, The Moron Who Wants #PhillyDieIn Protesters To Get Hit By A Bus [Updated]

One never need look too far to find some asshole hoping for violence while hiding behind a faux first-amendment shield. Today’s superstar is Dave Goodman who, as you can see from these screenshots, is a total moron. Here’s the “logic” he wielded on Sunday night, when protesters staged a five-minute die-in at Broad and Pattison…

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Eagles LB Connor Barwin Visited A K-8 School On My Block Today

12/01/2014
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Eagles LB Connor Barwin Visited A K-8 School On My Block Today

… And luckily, I got to cover it for NewsWorks. My takeaway? Connor Barwin is a really decent, down-to-earth dude who just happens to be a really good football player.

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A Pesky Interception Can’t Get Between An Alabama Fan And His Nachos

11/30/2014
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A Pesky Interception Can’t Get Between An Alabama Fan And His Nachos

This gentleman here, he looks like he doesn’t have a care in the world. And who knows, maybe he don’t. Sure, his Alabama Crimson Tide football team had just thrown an interception to blood rival Auburn in the Iron Bowl. Those surrounding him react in a fashion befitting fans worried that their team trails in…

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A High-School Football Touchdown In The Snow: Four Frames

11/28/2014
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A High-School Football Touchdown In The Snow: Four Frames

That guy there, the one wearing the No. 25, is Mike Waters. He’s a running back for the Imhotep Panthers, a charter high-school in Northwest Philly. The snow on the field is from the day before Thanksgiving. The game action is from Thanksgiving’s Legacy Bowl between Imhotep and the MLK High Cougars. (You may have…

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