Misc.

Are White People Scared About Getting Hit In The Face With Bricks Wimps?

03/27/2014
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Are White People Scared About Getting Hit In The Face With Bricks Wimps?

This may well be the pinnacle of Philadelphia trolling. Either that, or the city’s biggest jitbag made himself known yesterday. Traipsing on into the comments section of what may be the city’s last bastion of white intellectualism, PhillyMag.commenter “phlhui” made his thoughts known in regards to a Temple student getting her face smashed with a…

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#RichKids of Beverly Hills Vol. 8

03/17/2014
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#RichKids of Beverly Hills Vol. 8

As I sit here at 5 a.m. watching Rich Kids of Beverly Hills, a moment of clarity arrives: What Morgan Stewart presents as the world of blogging is exactly what blogging is. Dare not you think that this is just how blogging looks for the racky uber rich. EVERYBODY wakes up and check out Instagram…

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Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode Two

03/14/2014
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Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode Two

Somehow, I ended up trading Tweets with Shaun and Sofia, and Blanca, and Mai-Lee this afternoon. They all seemed a’ight. I reckon I stop calling Shaun the “Meatbag” or whatever. Just the right thing to do. So anyway, they seemed to think this episode was gonna be like tee ball, but instead of the ball,…

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Hit-and-Run At SXSW: ‘Everywhere You Look, Someone’s Been Hit’

03/13/2014
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Hit-and-Run At SXSW: ‘Everywhere You Look, Someone’s Been Hit’

Tragic hit-and-run at the South By Southwest music gathering in Austin, Texas early this morning. According to the Dallas Morning News … A man and woman were killed and 23 people were injured after a car plowed through a crowd of pedestrians at the SXSW music conference in downtown Austin early Thursday, police say. Five…

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Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode One

03/07/2014
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Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode One

It doesn’t take but 20 seconds of the season-ahead tease to see that this year’s crop of Marriage Boot Campeteers is yelley screamy broey broettey. Amped it up from last year. Bent a wee bit more toward the Tool Academy presentation. We’ll see. Philly’s out of the limo at the mansion first. Sofia and Shaun.…

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Marriage Boot Camp II: The Introductory Prelude

03/07/2014
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Marriage Boot Camp II: The Introductory Prelude

It seems like yesterday when the first season of Marriage Boot Camp: Bridezillas filled Philly Blunt’s world with joy, courtesy of some decent people and others who bought Twitter followers to make themselves feel more important than they are. But it was a whole bunch of months ago and tonight, we launch into a whole…

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Now You Can Watch Rob Ford Dance To Crazytown’s ‘Butterfly’ For 10 Minutes

02/27/2014
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Now You Can Watch Rob Ford Dance To Crazytown’s ‘Butterfly’ For 10 Minutes

This is flat-out mesmerizing.

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Armageddon Now: A Philly Supermarket Hours Before A Projected Snowstorm

02/12/2014
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Armageddon Now: A Philly Supermarket Hours Before A Projected Snowstorm

It’s going to snow tonight in Philadelphia. And tomorrow. This is a common refrain this winter. And many winters. But despite the fact that it’s winter in Philadelphia, the whole BUY BREAD, MILK AND EGGS OR YOU WILL DIE! monger community wins again. Follow this link for Vine video of what Brown’s ShopRite at Bakers…

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Hey Philly, Want To Cut Your Body Weight In Half?

02/10/2014
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Hey Philly, Want To Cut Your Body Weight In Half?

Next Saturday — aka, the day after Valentine’s Day — a casting crew will set up shop at Dave and Buster’s on Delaware Avenue looking for people who want to appear on the fifth season of ABC’s Extreme Weight Loss. Never watched the show, if we’re going to take a real-talk approach to this here…

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YOU ARE GOING TO DIE BECAUSE OF THIS ICE STORM, Per Fox29

02/06/2014
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YOU ARE GOING TO DIE BECAUSE OF THIS ICE STORM, Per Fox29

(H/T PhillyMag)

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