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My Old Sea Isle City Roommate Matt Dowling Took A Sick Rainbow Picture Today

06/29/2013
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My Old Sea Isle City Roommate Matt Dowling Took A Sick Rainbow Picture Today

“Somewhere over the rainbow, quite literally, at Skydive Jersey Shore a few minutes ago. — with Matt Dowling at Skydive Jersey Shore.” Good stuff, Dowling. Go Flyers.

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Today In Great Crime-Story Quotes: ‘I Salute The Homie That Did That’

06/24/2013
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Today In Great Crime-Story Quotes: ‘I Salute The Homie That Did That’

That magnificent quote comes from Taylor White, a gentleman who was in line to procure a pair of the new LeBron X EXT kicks when some skell came up on the scene robbing folks only to get bullet dropped by a Homie who stood up for erbody. Getting a pair of the coveted sneakers meant…

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When A (Tweeter For A) City’s Paper Of Record Doesn’t Recognize A City’s Geography

06/23/2013
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When A (Tweeter For A) City’s Paper Of Record Doesn’t Recognize A City’s Geography

A big-old Powerball-winning ticket was sold in Philadelphia’s Point Breeze section. Some stories about this big-old Powerball-winning ticket initially said that the ticket was sold in Northeast Philly. Point Breeze is in South Philly. Ironically, the updated story itself was accurate insofar as Point Breeze is Southwest Philly-ish. Northeast, Southwest, whatever, Kanye got us all…

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You Will Never Find A Better Mugshot Than Jeffrey Allen Jones’ Mugshot So Stop Trying

06/20/2013
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You Will Never Find A Better Mugshot Than Jeffrey Allen Jones’ Mugshot So Stop Trying

“Sacramento police said they arrested Jeffrey Allen Jones, 56, on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon about 7:30 p.m. Tuesday around Auburn Boulevard and Annadale Lane. Officers were called to the area by a citizen who said a man standing in the road had thrown a spear* at a passing vehicle.” [Sacramento Bee] *Yes,…

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Two Magical Moments From The Whateverth Annual Lee Jay Spence Bar Crawl

06/16/2013
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Two Magical Moments From The Whateverth Annual Lee Jay Spence Bar Crawl

Good times had by all.

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This Week In Alternate Vows Wedding-Photo Captions

06/09/2013
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This Week In Alternate Vows Wedding-Photo Captions

She was a simple busker who moved to the big city with little more than a guitar and dreams as high as the biggest skyscraper in the world. He was a wealthy industrialist looking for more out of life than tangible riches. Then, as fate would have it, their paths crossed one day.

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My War Against Irresponsible Drivers Continued Today

06/07/2013
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My War Against Irresponsible Drivers Continued Today

So, I went out and caught a whole lot of people speeding in and around Philadelphia for a week in May. The story ran on NewsWorks today. Hope you’ll go and check it out. The best part of it? A sergeant with the Philadelphia Police tells me that they’ll likely go out on a radar…

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Hope You Enjoy This Titsy Groundhog-Day Video

05/31/2013
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Hope You Enjoy This Titsy Groundhog-Day Video

You may remember the name Jessica Bailey from such posts as “Divorce Court: Jessica Bailey vs Nick Smith” and “A Divorce Court Breakthrough?!,” in which a Philly Blunt commenter sent links in which Ms. Bailey shared photographs with the world. Well, fast-forward about three years, and Ms. Bailey posted on that second link yesterday, thus…

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Here’s All The Proof You Need To Know The Jersey Shore Is Back On Its Proverbial Feet

05/24/2013
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Here’s All The Proof You Need To Know The Jersey Shore Is Back On Its Proverbial Feet

Bro there in the tie-dye T-shirt bro’d out behind a local-news TV live-shot just moments into the 6 o’clock broadcast on Memorial Day Friday. He stands as a totem of all that’s shore on the Boardwalk. He is the hero Jersey needed, when it needed it. Jeah, Bro.

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Today In Alternate Vows Wedding-Photo Captions

05/19/2013
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Today In Alternate Vows Wedding-Photo Captions

“Who’m I marrying? THIS GUY RIGHT HERE!!!”

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