Misc.

RIP Hickey’s Bar In Ishpeming, Mich.

11/14/2013
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RIP Hickey’s Bar In Ishpeming, Mich.

Granted, I’m neither a bar owner nor have I ever set foot in the state of Michigan. But when a bar which shares my last name burns it bears mention on this here page. (And a big old H/T to @PARecSpecs for realizing this and sending the story along, with the Twote, “The good news…

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PSA: This Is Your Brain On Bath Salts

10/30/2013
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PSA: This Is Your Brain On Bath Salts

Got a pitch today that went exactly (in part) like this: “We should spread awareness about the aggressive and harmful effects the drug has on your brain. Because of the zombie like side effects, Halloween is the perfect time to gain some more attention.” Turns out it’s some sort of rehab/narc jawn. But whatever. I…

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This Car Does More To Promote Breast Cancer Awareness Than The Komen Foundation And NFL Combined

10/19/2013
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This Car Does More To Promote Breast Cancer Awareness Than The Komen Foundation And NFL Combined

Coulter Street, near Laurens St., Philadelphia. That’s a whole lot of pink, yo.

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Watch A Philly Couple Discuss Everything That’s Wrong About Sticking One’s Penis In A Toaster

10/13/2013
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Watch A Philly Couple Discuss Everything That’s Wrong About Sticking One’s Penis In A Toaster

If one of the local affiliates doesn’t sign @MISS_PEYTON_T0_YOU and @Philly_Jus up for a weekly advice segment on the nightly news, they’re all fools. One can’t summarize the magic that is this 10-minute discussion other than just saying “watch.” Oh, this is the story about which they’re talking: Firefighters came to the rescue of a…

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I Can’t Stop Watching These Huge Pigs Chowing Down On Cheesesteak Flavored Hamburger Helper

10/08/2013
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I Can’t Stop Watching These Huge Pigs Chowing Down On Cheesesteak Flavored Hamburger Helper

One could argue that all it takes to see huge pigs gorging on cheesesteaks and related products is heading down to Ninth and Passyunk any given hour of any given day. And wouldn’t that be an awesomely original argument! One that you could slide into a network-bumper at any nationally television sporting event in Philly!…

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Zombies Invade Philadelphia

10/03/2013
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Zombies Invade Philadelphia

Fine, it’s just a drug-addled fool near the Market-Frankford El. But whatever. WHYY’s playing in the background as my man there makes his way across what he may or may not know is a street. Daps to “beejonpoint” for capturing this moment for all to see.

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In Which Philly Blunt Gratuitously Updates The #TitsyCarThief Case With Prurient Motivations

10/01/2013
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In Which Philly Blunt Gratuitously Updates The #TitsyCarThief Case With Prurient Motivations

Shayna Sykes was sentenced to three to eight years in prison, and seven years probation, on Monday. Blah blah blah. This stemmed from an awesomely awesome rampage which I posted about under the title “What We’re Thinking About When We Post About Stolen Cop Cars In Philly And Camden Because Of The Driver’s Bosom [Updated…

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In Which A Tastykake Krimpet Gets Shouted Out In A Song Called ‘I Like Black Guys’

09/22/2013
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In Which A Tastykake Krimpet Gets Shouted Out In A Song Called ‘I Like Black Guys’

What you are about to watch is Ang Cotton (aka M.I.L.F.Y.) explain why she likes black guys. If you’re looking for a new drinking game, #doshot everytime M.I.L.F.Y.’s lyrics tap into racial stereotypes for what may/may not be a parody of a parody of a parody divided by zero. Oh, Tastykakes. Turns out that M.I.L.F.Y.…

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Thanks, MuttyMo!!!

09/12/2013
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Thanks, MuttyMo!!!

From Reddit.

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Poll: Which Picture Is U.S. Secretary Of State John Kerry?

09/04/2013
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Poll: Which Picture Is U.S. Secretary Of State John Kerry?

Yes, I know this isn’t nice. No, I don’t think that should have stopped me from doing this poll.

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