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Kneel Before Your Tangelo God Vol. II: Steve Keeley Is All Up In Your Grill

12/14/2012
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Kneel Before Your Tangelo God Vol. II: Steve Keeley Is All Up In Your Grill

Remember yesterday, when I was pleased to announce that a picture I’d Tweeted of open-shirted and unusually hued Roger Daltrey was used to accompany a Yahoo! story about His appearance on the 121212 Concert? Well today, I’m pleased to announce that wonderphotog HughE. Dillon shared a closeup of Fox29′s Tangelo Prince Steve Keeley this morning,…

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Why Yes, That Is My Photo On A Yahoo! Story About Roger Daltrey’s Tangelo Hue

12/13/2012
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Why Yes, That Is My Photo On A Yahoo! Story About Roger Daltrey’s Tangelo Hue

Well, my “KNEEL BEFORE YOUR TANGELO MESSIAH” tweet didn’t make Yahoo’s Daltrey roundup, but my Twitpic sure did. (Thanks for the credit, Dylan.)

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This Week In Alternate Wedding-Announcement Photo Captions

12/09/2012
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This Week In Alternate Wedding-Announcement Photo Captions

In sickness and in health. For richer and for poorer, unless we get to the point that I have to hock my engagement and wedding rings to turn a profit for me and my brother’s website. We paid for the photographer, David, so smile and laugh and look happy. But I warned you, yet you…

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In Case You Wondered What The Inevitable Jockey Version Of Gangnam Style Would Look Like…

12/06/2012
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In Case You Wondered What The Inevitable Jockey Version Of Gangnam Style Would Look Like…

… you can now consider your curiosity sated.

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Today In Words I’m So Amped To Type: “Watch Two Versions Of DMX Singing Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”

12/04/2012
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Today In Words I’m So Amped To Type: “Watch Two Versions Of DMX Singing Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”

This is the best thing ever, today category. \ And this is the best thing ever, 20 minutes later today category. (H/T Keisha)

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Latrice Bryant Has No Time For FAT Chicks Who Can’t Say No To “That Extra 2 Slices Of Pie,” Tastykakes Or Twinkies [Updated]

12/03/2012
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Latrice Bryant Has No Time For FAT Chicks Who Can’t Say No To “That Extra 2 Slices Of Pie,” Tastykakes Or Twinkies [Updated]

When we last checked in with Latrice Bryant, she was regaling Philadelphia with the tale of her Germantown bathroom brawl, coining fan-favorite phrase “booka booka booka” and presumably asking “Mr. MVP” to call me from a blocked number strongly suggesting I don’t pursue the matter any further. Which was cool. That’s his ladyfriend and all…

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Mayan End-Of-World Exhibit Ad Urges People To ‘Rush’ To Event After Projected End-Of-World Date

12/02/2012
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Mayan End-Of-World Exhibit Ad Urges People To ‘Rush’ To Event After Projected End-Of-World Date

Well good golly, the folks over at Penn Museum sure will feel silly if the world ends on the Mayan-projected Dec. 21 yet they prepaid for ads through the “Maya.2012: Lords Of Time” exhibit’s Jan. 13 end date, won’t they?

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This Is The Most ‘Merican Thing I Saw At The Berlin Mart Today

12/01/2012
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This Is The Most ‘Merican Thing I Saw At The Berlin Mart Today

For those unfamiliar, the Berlin Farmer’s Market in South Jersey is a glorious gathering place where, essentially, droves of “vendors” set up shop in a parking lot hawking a variety of goods ranging from concrete turtle lawn decorations to big f’ing knives for $4 a pop. Me, the bride and the Louden headed over on…

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Twitter’s #NoHomo All-Stars, Vol. 1

11/29/2012
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Twitter’s #NoHomo All-Stars, Vol. 1

Bros. *This is the start of a semi-regular post about the epic #nohomo hashtag on Twitter. There is no reason to do this other than, well, did you see those bros, bros? They got MAD LOVE for one another but do NOT want you to think they’re homos. If you see any #NoHomo all-stars, by…

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Have You Seen The Mutombo/Old Spice Game Yet? If Not, It’s The Best Thing You’ll See Today

11/29/2012
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Have You Seen The Mutombo/Old Spice Game Yet? If Not, It’s The Best Thing You’ll See Today

If the world is to survive the Mayan projected end-date, Dikembe Mutombo will play a role in saving us all. Beyond that, my writing skills do not enable me to adequately describe Old Spice’s “Dikembe Mutombo’s 4 1/2 Weeks To Save The World” game. Listen, I don’t buy products just because of ads, gimmicks or…

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