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Yes You Can Walk Around Vegas With A Fractured Ankle For 39.5 Hours. Ask Me How!

05/06/2014
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Yes You Can Walk Around Vegas With A Fractured Ankle For 39.5 Hours. Ask Me How!

It was a different pain. For someone plagued by ankle issues since a leg-shattering soccer injury in ’90, that represented an oh-sh*t moment. It was sharp. It was jarringly diffuse, going beyond the standard ankle roll. And I was committed to ignore it, even though there was no friggin’ way I could. Two thirty in…

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Here’s Some Pictures And Video From The Floyd Mayweather Vs. Marcos Maidana Fight

05/04/2014
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Here’s Some Pictures And Video From The Floyd Mayweather Vs. Marcos Maidana Fight

The best thing about going to a prize fight in Las Vegas is everything about going to a prize fight in Las Vegas. What an electric scene at the MGM Grand on Saturday night when the judges decided that Floyd Mayweather defeated Marcos Maidana. Watching it live from section 219 (bought tickets the day before,…

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Off To Vegas

05/01/2014
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Off To Vegas

Au revoir (hasta Sunday, when I return with a ticket stub from Mayweather/Maidana and a bunch of future World Cup bets).

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Let’s Try Out A Hangover ‘Remedy’ That Was Sent For Reviewing Purposes

04/30/2014
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Let’s Try Out A Hangover ‘Remedy’ That Was Sent For Reviewing Purposes

First time I tried “Hangover Sucks” was a weekday hosting-Quizzo-induced hangover. The initial thing that struck me about it: Not really the nicest of tastes. However, two lozenges temporarily battled back a slight headache (but, I still still needed to drop an aspirin or two when it reared back up within an hour). However, the…

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American Hero Carl Monday Investigates ‘Black Market Butt Implants’

04/25/2014
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American Hero Carl Monday Investigates ‘Black Market Butt Implants’

Remember Carl Monday, the American hero who busted a Cleveland gentleman with a penchant for masturbating in public libraries? Of course you do. Coincidentally aired a week before Philly experiences a “Black Market butt implant” trial of its own, American Hero Carl Monday investigated said issue. Here is what he shared with viewers, complete with…

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An Important Message For Floyd Mayweather

04/21/2014
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An Important Message For Floyd Mayweather

Dear Mr. Mayweather, Hey, Floyd. I feel as if I can call you Floyd, what with having met you nine years ago before you decimated the late Arturo Gatti. You probably remember talking about that fancy watch you were wearing in Atlantic City. I know I do. Anyway, that’s not why I’m writing today. This…

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Philly Daily News: Impregnating Chelsea Clinton Is More Awesome Than A Pulitzer

04/19/2014
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Philly Daily News: Impregnating Chelsea Clinton Is More Awesome Than A Pulitzer

For all the carrying on it does about winning state-journalism awards, the Philadelphia Daily News sure seems to think knocking up an ex-president’s daughter is more awesome than even a Pulitzer Prize, albeit one that was won by a writer for its co-owned “rival” newspaper. This picture comes to you from the Saturday, April 19…

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109 Across: How That ‘Lean In’ Lady Sounds When Talking About Her Childrens’ Talk-Police Campaign

04/16/2014
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109 Across: How That ‘Lean In’ Lady Sounds When Talking About Her Childrens’ Talk-Police Campaign

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This Is The Most Impressive Thigh Gap Collection You Will Ever See

04/13/2014
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This Is The Most Impressive Thigh Gap Collection You Will Ever See

Louden and I went to the Philadelphia Zoo today. Again. The mission was to take a ride on the Zoo Balloon, but that was not to be as ZB was closed due to wind conditions above the ground, I suppose. As we were making our way out, though, we passed the flamingo area. And they…

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Is Siri A Xenophobe?

04/09/2014
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Is Siri A Xenophobe?

I was fully prepared to type out a whole diatribe. It was going to be about how I don’t think I should easily be able to get flight information regarding mid-air flights by saying the words “Planes Overhead” into my iPhone. But, worries about Big Brother (or Sister) encroachment dissipated quickly (if only temporarily) last…

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