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Happy Birthday ‘Merica!

07/04/2012
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Happy Birthday ‘Merica!

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Here’s Video Of A Really Busty Armed Robber In Australia

07/03/2012
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Here’s Video Of A Really Busty Armed Robber In Australia

Per The Australian, “Queensland police are hunting for a man and a woman who held up a Gold Coast service station with a knife this morning. CCTV pictures capture the moment the woman entered the store in a revealing top and pulled a knife on the attendant. The woman took a pile of cash with…

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This Week In Alternate Captions For NY Times Vows Pictures… (Starring Alec Baldwin!)

07/02/2012
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This Week In Alternate Captions For NY Times Vows Pictures… (Starring Alec Baldwin!)

I got it! Let’s pose in front of that brick wall to capture that certain je ne sais mugshot! Open your fucking eyes wider, William, or I WILL get the toothpicks. Listen Gareth, if all the wedding photographers went away today, the world would be a better place instantly.

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PSA: How To Beat A Hangover

07/01/2012
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PSA: How To Beat A Hangover

Science! This is what I will leave you with as a post only sporadically during the month of July. #vacation

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Ever Watch A Pair Of Black Bears Fight On Your Neighbor’s Lawn?

06/24/2012
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Ever Watch A Pair Of Black Bears Fight On Your Neighbor’s Lawn?

Probably not. But these folks in Longwood, Fla. did.

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This Week In Alternate Captions For NY Times Vows Pictures…

06/24/2012
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This Week In Alternate Captions For NY Times Vows Pictures…

Any friend of David meeting Alison for the first time: “Has anyone ever told you that you look like Ala…” Alison to friends: “Yes, yes, yes, Alanis Morissette. Thank you. That’s quite a compliment.” Alison to David later: “What did I fucking tell you about that Alanis Morissette shit, David? You were supposed to tell…

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Things I Would Have Tweeted This Weekend If I Hadn’t Taken The Weekend Off From Tweeting

06/20/2012
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Things I Would Have Tweeted This Weekend If I Hadn’t Taken The Weekend Off From Tweeting

“Just saw a ginger boy wearing a grey top hat and chewing a wad of gum at the zoo.” 11:28 a.m., June 16 “Just saw a guy riding a horse in the middle of my block. Which is weird since I live in a major city.” 3:15 p.m. June 16 This is what a Miami…

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The Furries Were Back In Pittsburgh This Weekend

06/18/2012
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The Furries Were Back In Pittsburgh This Weekend

One of my favorite Deadspin-weekend posts last year was compiling a gallery of shots that a Pittsburgh radio station posted from when the furry convention in town. Well lo and behold, the furries returned, and so did the radio station. Check out 400+ photos here. And, some un-radioshow-related videos here:

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This Week In Alternate Captions For NY Times Vows Pictures…

06/17/2012
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This Week In Alternate Captions For NY Times Vows Pictures…

“But the color picture will make our crazy eyes really pop off the page, Grayson.” And they grew so close, they even shared their hair. “Ok, Natasha, seduce my camera, you minx. Jonathan, just gaze off into the distance. You’re a worldly man. Oh yes you are! Smile at the realization that you will conquer…

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Rock, Flag & Eagle: Philadelphia Zoo Edition

06/17/2012
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Rock, Flag & Eagle: Philadelphia Zoo Edition

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