Misc.

This Week’s Alternate Wedding-Photo Captions

07/15/2012
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This Week’s Alternate Wedding-Photo Captions

Photographer: ‘Where’d Blake go?’ Blake (emerges from behind Rebecca’s head): ‘PEEK-A-BOO, I’M RIGHT HERE!’ MISSING: Cobra Kai extra. If found, contact 1984.

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A Wonderful Message As You Leave The Philadelphia Zoo

07/15/2012
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A Wonderful Message As You Leave The Philadelphia Zoo

It’s from the Lorax — I think — but applicable to so very many things in America ’12.

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Help Me Figure Out What To Make Of This Video

07/13/2012
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Help Me Figure Out What To Make Of This Video

There aren’t many words to describe this blurry celebration of LMFAO’s “Sexy And I Know It.” Other than these: This is either what the world looks like to those on bath salts or the prelude to a really weird gangbang.

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Holy Shit, You Have To Check Out This DUI Crash In Jersey

07/13/2012
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Holy Shit, You Have To Check Out This DUI Crash In Jersey

Per ATS Road Safety, “This collision took place on 6-29-12 at approximately 5:28 AM. Roselle Park implemented its red-light safety camera program in May 2011. “Data shows improvement in dangerous driving. Since the program’s start, red-light running violations have decreased 47% at this intersection. However, as the video shows drivers remain at risk. “An analysis…

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This Week’s Relatively Disturbing Images from Toddlers & Tiaras

07/12/2012
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This Week’s Relatively Disturbing Images from Toddlers & Tiaras

Meet Kailia’s mom Marcy. She was a magician’s assistant on the Las Vegas Strip in a simpler time. But now, she’s engaged in a blood-war with California Tropic Pageant foe Kayla and her mama April. You see, there was a dust-up. Kailia and Kayla were supposed to be friends. Here’s Kailia. Here’s Kayla (with Kailia…

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And Now, A Wedding Picture Taken In An Arkansas Walmart

07/11/2012
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And Now, A Wedding Picture Taken In An Arkansas Walmart

Aw, ‘Merica. [Tiger Droppings]

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A New Philadelphia Neighborhood To Avoid

07/10/2012
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A New Philadelphia Neighborhood To Avoid

I don’t know where this “Fairnount” neighborhood is in Philadelphia, but if these Frenchies are any indication of the ilk of people therein, it’s not my kind of place.

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This Lady Allegedly Tweaked Out On Something Called ‘Disco’ … On The Maternity Ward

07/05/2012
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This Lady Allegedly Tweaked Out On Something Called ‘Disco’ … On The Maternity Ward

“When escorted from the hall to her room, Murphy allegedly walked into the bathroom, stripped naked, rolled round on the shower floor while appearing confused and unable to answer basic questions about her whereabouts, police said. “As nurses attempted to get Murphy out of the bathroom and dressed, she berated them and officers, but she…

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Happy Birthday ‘Merica!

07/04/2012
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Happy Birthday ‘Merica!

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Here’s Video Of A Really Busty Armed Robber In Australia

07/03/2012
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Here’s Video Of A Really Busty Armed Robber In Australia

Per The Australian, “Queensland police are hunting for a man and a woman who held up a Gold Coast service station with a knife this morning. CCTV pictures capture the moment the woman entered the store in a revealing top and pulled a knife on the attendant. The woman took a pile of cash with…

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