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Katy Perry Went To A Water Park And All We Got Were Pics Of Boobs And Her Ass Hanging Out

08/14/2012
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Katy Perry Went To A Water Park And All We Got Were Pics Of Boobs And Her Ass Hanging Out

San Dimas Water Parks Rule! While hanging out with friends at Raging Waters in San Dimas, Calif., the songstress became the victim of a wardrobe malfunction when a day of slipping and sliding resulted in her bikini bottom doing just that. Fortunately, Perry took the bum-baring in stride as she appeared to laugh off the…

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This Baby Monkey Really Likes His Hooch

08/12/2012
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This Baby Monkey Really Likes His Hooch

Aw.

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Watch An Old-Head Almost Get Crushed By A Passing Car

08/10/2012
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Watch An Old-Head Almost Get Crushed By A Passing Car

Not sure where this is, but good Lord is it close to being a snuff film.

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Check Out Jamaicans Celebrating Usain Bolt’s Win In The 100m

08/07/2012
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Check Out Jamaicans Celebrating Usain Bolt’s Win In The 100m

Full disclosure: I get that amped to watch Usain Bolt run, too.

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Moral Of The Story: Don’t Play In Traffic

08/06/2012
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Moral Of The Story: Don’t Play In Traffic

I know not why this cat in a foreign land decided it was his calling to stop traffic whenever this video was shot. But, my money’s on bath salts. That, or he’s the worst. carjacker. ever.

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That Disturbing Image When Michelle Kwan Posterized Greg Louganis

07/29/2012
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That Disturbing Image When Michelle Kwan Posterized Greg Louganis

Mine eyes have seen the glory of an Olympic skating legend dribbling past an Olympic diving legend onboard a Royal Caribbean boat for a promo about some sort of on-sea decathlon, or Deck-Athlon. Mine eyes hurt.

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Just Had to Watch the Beijing Opening Ceremonies Again

07/28/2012
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Just Had to Watch the Beijing Opening Ceremonies Again

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Here Are The Horrible @NRA_Rifleman And @CelebBoutique Tweets That Got Deleted

07/20/2012
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Here Are The Horrible @NRA_Rifleman And @CelebBoutique Tweets That Got Deleted

Yeah, this was posted on @NRA_Rifleman a few hours after the massacre at Dark Knight Rises opening night in Aurora, Colo. Someone’ll be claiming they were hacked/fell victim to a prescheduled Tweet in 5, 4, 3 … As was this … … which was blamed on an overseas social-media worker who apparently didn’t take a…

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Here’s My Latest Jalopnik Post

07/18/2012
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Here’s My Latest Jalopnik Post

“The people you see in this video are boarding a Metrobus in Arlington County, Va. on July 1. That blurry thing on the ground? That’s a guy who, having been struck by a vehicle moments earlier, would be declared dead on that very spot. What’s unclear is whether he’s already dead. This is unclear because…

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This Is How Lifelong Crimson Tide Fans Are Created

07/18/2012
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This Is How Lifelong Crimson Tide Fans Are Created

Some fella I know — who will remain nameless for fear of Alabama/Auburn rivalry ramifications — forwarded this wonderfully cute video of his young kinfolk scampering about the home in pursuit of “coach.” It’s adorable. So adorable Dom already posted it at Deadspin. But whatever. I’ll post it here too.

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