Misc.

Here Are Your Alternate Wedding-Caption Submissions For The Week

10/14/2012
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Here Are Your Alternate Wedding-Caption Submissions For The Week

Next week on a very special ‘Abby & Brittany,’ kindred spirits unite as the girls attend the nuptials of long-time penpal(s) Ricavid. Further apart, please. Yes. Each of you take another step away from one another. Per. Fect! And so it was that Emily saw this wounded creature foraging in the woods for sustenance. He…

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Fall’s Hottest Fashions: Smart! Hip! Form-Fitting (and Baggy)!

10/06/2012
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Fall’s Hottest Fashions: Smart! Hip! Form-Fitting (and Baggy)!

I thought it best that everybody see these ads for The Official Store for American Mensa Products.

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A Cougar Town Related Misunderstanding

10/05/2012
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A Cougar Town Related Misunderstanding

Nah, I’m good.

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Let’s Watch a Deer Take Out a Skateboarder Going About 40mph

10/01/2012
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Let’s Watch a Deer Take Out a Skateboarder Going About 40mph

“The video shows the deer running across the road, colliding with the skateboarder and the two of them rolling into the trees and dirt on the side of the road. 7NEWS said the skateboarder, who is from Salt Lake City, walked away with serious scrapes, but no broken bones. The deer was OK. The Buffalo…

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This Week’s Alternate Wedding-Photo Caption Offering

09/30/2012
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This Week’s Alternate Wedding-Photo Caption Offering

Peekabo! Kenshata sees you!

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If You’ve Never Seen a Baby Do a Keg Stand, You’re Not Truly an Arizona State Fan

09/30/2012
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If You’ve Never Seen a Baby Do a Keg Stand, You’re Not Truly an Arizona State Fan

“The picture was submitted to website The Dirty, apparently by a student who was disgusted by the incident. Arizona State University has released the following statement: “ASU Police are looking into the posted photo. It’s not clear if this is a joke or an actual event that occurred. ‘Police are contacting the website that displayed…

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Now is the Time at Krupa’s When Griff Dances

09/29/2012
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Now is the Time at Krupa’s When Griff Dances

Here, my favorite Philadelphian explores the dance floor to a Katy Perry classic.

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First Strip Club I Ever Went To Is Probably Gonna Be a Taco Bell Soon :_(

09/28/2012
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First Strip Club I Ever Went To Is Probably Gonna Be a Taco Bell Soon :_(

“The site of Jersey Girls, formerly the Fantasy Showbar, and a long-standing irritant on the Black Horse Pike, now appears likely to become a Taco Bell, pending a planning and zoning hearing Oct. 15.” [Philadelphia Inquirer] As for the song that was on when I walked in in, oh, 1991 or so …

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They’re Teaching Kids to Pleasure Selves with Produce in Canada

09/27/2012
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They’re Teaching Kids to Pleasure Selves with Produce in Canada

“‘Play with your own or someone else’s a– or vagina, put your fingers, dildoes, vegetables, or butt plugs into them,’ is what it states.” [Sun News] Yeah, that sounds bad for a school board to have linked on its website. But, what bro here in this view makes clear is that America no longer has…

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When Notre Dame Football, Natural Light, Hit-and-Run Coverage and Missing Teeth Collide

09/23/2012
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When Notre Dame Football, Natural Light, Hit-and-Run Coverage and Missing Teeth Collide

“While police were talking to the men, a woman approached officers and said she’d been hit in the face with a case of Natural Light Beer. The woman had very visible wounds, most profound, her entire bottom row of teeth were missing. Police stopped a Chevy Suburban later in the evening, believing it to be…

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