Misc.

And Now, More Reimagined Wedding-Announcement Photo Captions

11/11/2012
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And Now, More Reimagined Wedding-Announcement Photo Captions

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If You Watch Only One Video About Female Taxidermists Today, Make It This One From Vice

11/09/2012
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If You Watch Only One Video About Female Taxidermists Today, Make It This One From Vice

Anybody who does with squirrel corpses as they please is A-OK by me.

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After Hurricane Sandy, I Really Hate This 2006 City Paper Cover That I Dreamed Up

11/02/2012
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After Hurricane Sandy, I Really Hate This 2006 City Paper Cover That I Dreamed Up

The headline on my story was “The Real Earthwatch: Ten ways global warming could hit home (and downashore).”

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This Used To Be The Road Between Avalon And Sea Isle City, NJ [Photo]

11/02/2012
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This Used To Be The Road Between Avalon And Sea Isle City, NJ [Photo]

Of all the hellscape-ish photos I’ve seen of Hurricane Sandy damage along New Jersey’s barrier islands, this one that my friend John texted up today really felt like a gut punch. It’s of the causeway connecting Avalon to the Townsends Inlet Bridge and, then, Sea Isle City, where I spent five glorious years of my…

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World Series Champion Hunter Pence Is Totally Into Katy Perry’s Cheese

10/31/2012
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World Series Champion Hunter Pence Is Totally Into Katy Perry’s Cheese

Listen, I wasn’t the biggest Hunter Pence fan when he was here in Philly for those 20 minutes. Too goofy. Too unwilling to seize a leadership position on a damaged team that desperately needed him to do so. But, he talks about Ms. Katy Perry in this here interview with Conan O’Brien. So, that’s worth…

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Dude Tries To Jump Over Car, Is Unsuccessful

10/26/2012
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Dude Tries To Jump Over Car, Is Unsuccessful

I saw this on Deadspin a couple minutes ago. I wish I hadn’t have watched it, what with it making me think, “Hey, I wonder if I flew through the air like this total friggin’ moron. But whatever. I’ll probably forget all about it in 5, 4, 3 …

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Education Nation: Exposing The Secret Of Chinese-Youth Math Superiority

10/23/2012
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Education Nation: Exposing The Secret Of Chinese-Youth Math Superiority

In America, we don’t let our kids play dodgeball out of fear for safety and give away Participation Trophies so nobody’s kid feels bad about not qualifying for a real award. In China, they smack the shit out of kids for getting math problems wrong. To wit: Taiyuan the blue sky Montessori kindergarten a teacher,…

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I Love This El Camino Video

10/22/2012
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I Love This El Camino Video

Ironically, it seems as if the artist performing this smoove Camino soundtrack, WC, is at the North Star on the Saturday before the election

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Quote of the Century: “I Guess Some People Love Fame Too Much”

10/20/2012
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Quote of the Century: “I Guess Some People Love Fame Too Much”

The story isn’t as meaningful as the kicker quote, but take a look anyway. The context and detail involved in it is pretty much an intellectual sundae topper: Teresa Giudice Is Terrified Of Losing Her Fame Says ‘Real Housewife’ Joanna Krupa

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And Now, A Bizarre Shoplifting Arrest Involving An In-Store Stripping

10/20/2012
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And Now, A Bizarre Shoplifting Arrest Involving An In-Store Stripping

“The stunning scene — caught on a 3-minute video that went viral yesterday after being posted on the blog WorldStarHipHop — shows a nearly naked Golson screaming and trying to break free to run out of the store. And instead of getting to bite into the candy bar, he claimed one of the workers bit…

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