Misc.

If You’ve Never Seen a Baby Do a Keg Stand, You’re Not Truly an Arizona State Fan

09/30/2012
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If You’ve Never Seen a Baby Do a Keg Stand, You’re Not Truly an Arizona State Fan

“The picture was submitted to website The Dirty, apparently by a student who was disgusted by the incident. Arizona State University has released the following statement: “ASU Police are looking into the posted photo. It’s not clear if this is a joke or an actual event that occurred. ‘Police are contacting the website that displayed…

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Now is the Time at Krupa’s When Griff Dances

09/29/2012
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Now is the Time at Krupa’s When Griff Dances

Here, my favorite Philadelphian explores the dance floor to a Katy Perry classic.

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First Strip Club I Ever Went To Is Probably Gonna Be a Taco Bell Soon :_(

09/28/2012
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First Strip Club I Ever Went To Is Probably Gonna Be a Taco Bell Soon :_(

“The site of Jersey Girls, formerly the Fantasy Showbar, and a long-standing irritant on the Black Horse Pike, now appears likely to become a Taco Bell, pending a planning and zoning hearing Oct. 15.” [Philadelphia Inquirer] As for the song that was on when I walked in in, oh, 1991 or so …

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They’re Teaching Kids to Pleasure Selves with Produce in Canada

09/27/2012
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They’re Teaching Kids to Pleasure Selves with Produce in Canada

“‘Play with your own or someone else’s a– or vagina, put your fingers, dildoes, vegetables, or butt plugs into them,’ is what it states.” [Sun News] Yeah, that sounds bad for a school board to have linked on its website. But, what bro here in this view makes clear is that America no longer has…

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When Notre Dame Football, Natural Light, Hit-and-Run Coverage and Missing Teeth Collide

09/23/2012
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When Notre Dame Football, Natural Light, Hit-and-Run Coverage and Missing Teeth Collide

“While police were talking to the men, a woman approached officers and said she’d been hit in the face with a case of Natural Light Beer. The woman had very visible wounds, most profound, her entire bottom row of teeth were missing. Police stopped a Chevy Suburban later in the evening, believing it to be…

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This Week in Alternate Wedding-Announcement Captions

09/17/2012
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This Week in Alternate Wedding-Announcement Captions

“Nice glasses, Corliss,” says Amani. To which Corliss snappily retorts, “Yours too!” Not pictured: Timothy Dailey. Your services are not needed today, Mark.

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Here’s the Most Compelling Image From Friday’s Episode of Maury

09/15/2012
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Here’s the Most Compelling Image From Friday’s Episode of Maury

As fate would have it, the lie detector did not work in favor of Dennis.

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More Fun With Wedding-Announcement Photos!

09/09/2012
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More Fun With Wedding-Announcement Photos!

Favorite TV Show: Dexter. Favorite Movie: American Psycho. Favorite 80s Song: Sussudio. And the inherent magnetism of a bosstache, and “Got a sleazy mustache but want to land a hot chick? ASK! BENJAMIN FELDMAN! HOW!” lessons were so important that we wanted to proclaim it from a newspaper for a second week! (Week one here)…

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Wake Up, White People; Kim Kardashian Needs Help With Her KKK Collection

09/03/2012
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Wake Up, White People; Kim Kardashian Needs Help With Her KKK Collection

This lady, she just really seems intent on proving she has less common sense than you already thought. So, bravo for that.

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You Better Recognize Bloody Loco’s Name AF’inSAP

08/28/2012
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You Better Recognize Bloody Loco’s Name AF’inSAP

This is magnificent. Both the passion in Bloody Loco’s demands, and the ease with which Reading Guy is able to contain the desire to laugh and/or swing.

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